Me: Little C, do you want to listen to your audiobook before you go to sleep?
Little C: No, I am just going to go to sleep.
Me: Really? You don’t want to listen to your audiobook? (He NEVER turns this down…)
Little C: No, I am just going to go to sleep so I can get my injury back.
Me: Your what back?
Little C: My injury.
Me: Your injury?
Little C: NO! My INJURY!!!!
Daddy: Your ENERGY?
Little C: Yeeaahh…. (like, duh, don’t you know????)